1903-, American Comedian, Actor
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
Bob Hope – [Bankers and Banking]
I do benefits for all religions — I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope – [Religion]
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope – [Age and Aging]
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope – [Charity]
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope – [Golf]
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Bob Hope – [Children]
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope – [Age and Aging]
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope – [Nations]
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
Bob Hope – [Nations]
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things — not the great occasions — that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope – [Happiness]
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope – [Age and Aging]